Things are always darkest before they are totally black.

Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it. - Micael Davis

Take my advice--I'm not using it.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Actuaries can tell you how many people are gonna die in 1998, but the mob actuary can tell you their names!

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I did NOT escape.... they gave me a day pass.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.