Unfortunately, most countries worth conquering have already been conquered.
Armies these days are so expensive to maintain, what with salaries, benefits,
housing, food, and then, of course, there's OSHA to deal with. For that and
and other financial restrictions, I have not followed the family tradition; rather,
I have chosen to clean county sewers for a living. Oh, well.
"When women are depresed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
It's a whole different way of thinking." -Elayne Boolser
I think I'll keep my options open!
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